Eventually want to do a list sample list of classes for Pigsmoke, as resource for players running it. Here's my course listing for the second year of Libri Vidicos.
FROM THE SECRET REGISTRAR
Congratulations on making it to your second year! At this
point you might see yourself as having risen higher in the social ranking--
shifting from a little fish to actually walking on two legs. Allow me to
dissuade you of that notion. As first years, you had the luxury of a certain
degree of forgiveness. As second years, that slightly protective aura has
vanished—to all possible exclamations, the answer is the same: you should have
known better. Upperclassmen generally look upon first-years as amusing,
rosy-cheeked children. Second years are simply awkward and generally
uninteresting folks who trip up underfoot.
That being said, congratulations again! You will notice a
few of your classmates missing this year, having gone home to tell their
parents about all of the wonderful things they did this year and having said
parents look on in horror. This is to be expected. I'm sure your class will
grow smaller still by the end of your time here at Libri Vidicos. Think about
all of the extra individual attention than reduction will gain you!
Now, this year you will only have four required classes.
These will take up your first four periods, though in a slightly different
order depending on which house you happen to be part of.
YOUR FOUR REQUIRED COURSES ARE:
Rhetoric and Argumentation: A certain school
of philosophical mechanics builds on the idea of achieving certainty-- proofs,
logical processes, and establishing final truths. Huzzah for them. A full
ninety-nine percent of all your disagreements will be based on circumstances
where absolute veracity is as useful as a wet cat in a tornado. This course
looks at methods of presenting arguments, mastering cogent evidence, and
identifying fallacies in an opponent's discourse. It is about being right, not
correct.
Natural Philosophy and Scientific Thinking: Too
much of what we do is based on the unsteady ground of opinion and hearsay. This
course introduces students to the examination of the universal scientific
principles operating in the world around us. This survey looks at chemical
processes, biological phenomenon, and elementary natural mechanics. These ideas
represent permanent foundations in the order of the world. (Students will be
marked down for any permanent damage they inflict on the lab or students &
staff.)
The Fall of Civilizations: From the Unmaker to the
Thonak: Nothing lasts forever. This is amply demonstrated by the
history of great disasters across the continent, from the fall of the
Makistani, to the collapse of eastern civilizations, to the changes wrought by
the forces of darkness. This is history focusing on the interesting bits, not
the yawn-y ones.
Further Studies in the Dark World: All the World's
Monsters: This year students will learn the zoological catalog of all the
beasts so generously brought back to the world by Ilvir and his ilk CURSED BE
HIS NAME. Students will study behavior, environment, hunting methods, and
color-stage variations for each of these monsters. Additionally students will
learn of the catalog of monstrous races who remained after the Parade of
Monsters and whose efforts threaten decent people everywhere. (Note: this
course does not cover the undead so don't get any ideas).
Course Choices
Students take two electives, or three with permission.
Should a student take an overload class, they will be only permitted to enter
into two formal clubs or activities. There are no exceptions to this rule.
You will note my mention of “activities”, which are informal gatherings and
organizations sponsored by the school itself. Students who opt not to or are
not permitted to take an overload have the luxury of joining up to three clubs
or activities. Dear Lords above that's interesting.
This is the first year that students will be able to start
taking courses suited to their own individual inclination. These courses are
important, but do not factor directly in to your decision regarding a directed
educational track-- that will come in your third year. Therefore we suggest
students take courses which seem interesting or odd to them so as to better get
a sense of the possibilities lying before them. In other words, while you may
have your heart set on something you'd better figure out what your back up plan
is when you fail out.
Courses marked with an asterix (*) are half-year courses.
Courses not marked with an asterix are full year courses. If you hadn't figured
that out coming into that last sentence, be sure to mention that to your Year
Master who will arrange for remediation or a good, solid boot to the head.
Elective course are open to both second and third years, as well as certain
fourth years of deficient intellect
Please note that the Headmaster does not take the blame for
these course descriptions, written as they are by their respective departments
(though with some editorializing on his part).
THE SCHOOL OF STEEL
Weighty Weapons and Sensible Protections: If
one has the wisdom to fight in a mindless glorious war or battle a random
drake, one had best be prepared for it. Students will learn the basics of
armored combat and the use of weapons of a length up to the size of two
headmasters. (Bastard).
Dueling as a Fine Art: Students will learn one
or more new sword-fighting styles based on their present aptitude. Additionally
the course will focus on the etiquette of dueling, the varying formal rules of
dueling across the nations, and the best way to exploit those rules to one's
benefit.
Marksmanship: Beginning with muscle powered
weapons, you will learn the fine art of putting a hole in someone else.
Assuming you don't put someone's eye out you will advance to work with Volters
in the second semester.
A History of Warfare*: Examining the records
of the great battles of history-- and the contradictions between various
accounts, students will come to understand the difficulties and dangers inherit
in large-scale warfare. By the end of the course students will understand the
difference between strategy and tactics, how to read an OOB, and learn how to
spin post-battle narrations to best effect.
Dirty Pool*: At times one way find oneself
without a weapon ready at hand in circumstances where having one might be best.
This course focuses on specialized self-defense for uncertain times. Not
suggested for those students with a strong sense of personal honor or those not
favoring a high sense of practicality.
THE SCHOOL OF MAGIC
Commanding the Elements: Beginning from the
basic and agreed upon element structures, this course examines other historical
and cultural conceptions. Students will learn the universal forms for elemental
castings, alternative spell structures, and the art of improvisation. Students
should be familiar with at least one element before taking this course.
Students not familiar with at least one element should really take a long, hard
look at their life choices.
Principles of Symbology: Students will look at
the various notation schemes used historically and presently. Application of
those schemes to contemporary casting styles will be considered. Course work
will also focus on practical application of permanency, cross-styles
communication, and handling obscure concepts. Students should not expect any
contractions to be explained in any meaningful way.
The History of Magic and Technique: This course
looks at the various eras of magic, their characteristics, how changes occurred
between them, and what elements carried over. We will also examine the
evolution of the current casting styles and how to recognize caster lineage and
specialty. Particular attention will be given to dealing with artifacts and
anachronistic magics.
Magical Analytics*: This highly specialized
course deals with analyzing spells both for re-creation, identifying building
blocks, and being able to undo effects. It also begins the sequence of courses
working with meta-magics. Not nearly as boring as it sounds moreso in fact.
Wands, Staves and Rods: The Magicians Toolbox*: Some
call them crutches, others call them lifesavers-- we will examine the making
and use of supplementary items for spellcasting. Note-- students must bring
their own wand or device with them to the class. Please see the Quartermaster
of Twilight for supplies. He will then tell you to sod off and get your own.
THE SCHOOL OF DIPLOMACY
Ancient Languages: Nothing impresses more than
a strong mastery of older texts and poetry. Alternately, it could be a
potential tragedy if you couldn't read that ancient Donaen “Keep Out” sign.
People and Places of the World: A
comprehensive survey. Do I need to say more?
Culinary Arts: All Things Liquid: Students
must obtain a permission slip for the second half of the course, Mixology.
“Acting”*: Getting into character...being able
to emulate and pass oneself off convincingly as another person...for the
purposes of entertaining an audience, of course. Not for anything
sinister...really.
Dress and Deportment Across the Continent*: Clothing
makes the humanoid person, and is a center point to many person's conception of
themselves. This course explores the variety of dress and manners in our
present world. Students will be expected to have a mastery of decorum before
taking this course. Shoes will be required at all times.
THE SCHOOL OF KNOWLEDGES
Contemporary Political Structures: This course
considers who holds power and why. We look at rules of succession, the voice of
the people, rules of nobility, political movements, and how change occurs. Most
importantly we look at who really holds the power and how they manage to get
it. As an added bonus we will learn to identify the the degrees of sinistry
separating a royal advisor from a vizier.
Economics and Accountancy: From the smallest
level to the greatest, money or likewise commodities drive people. We look at
the virtues and vices of mercantilism, how value is assigned, the new orders of
compacts, and how trade is managed and measured. We also examine the
mathematical tools best used for analyzing the flow of trade, locating fat
pocketbooks, and acquiring treasure.
Modern Literature: An examination of
literature from the lowest to the highest: from poetics to smut, from epic to
pulp action-- we examine the trends, styles and techniques currently “all the
rage.” We will also consider how to make a fast buck from the mercurial tastes
of the public.
The Fine Art of Correspondence*: In a great
many cases, the only representation one can make of oneself is through the
written word. If you wish at least part of your legacy to be fine and concrete
evidence of your charm and ready wit, consider this class covering elements of
history and composition of the well-crafted missive.
Calculational Analysis*: The educated scholar
has a significant awareness of his surroundings and is able to see the world in
the system of moments, motions and forces. Yes, that's pretty cool.
THE SCHOOL OF PURPOSES
How Not to Be Seen: Please don't take this
class if we have to explain that to you.
History of Crime: We study the methods and
events of the rich lives of famous thieves, con men, and generally questionable
figures. This course features special attention to the overlooked details which
resulted in the less skilled being caught.
Mastering the Outdoors: Prepare to engage in
the rough and tumble romantic world of eating pinecones to keep yourself alive.
It is not enough to know how to survive in difficult and dangerous
environments, the true master learns the art of turning his surroundings to his
advantage, making places dangerous to those who would harm him, and creating
his own kingdom. Students will learn advanced tactics in wood and field craft
culminating in a rigorous final exam to the death.
Parlor Tricks and their Applications*: Oh the
high-hilarity that can ensue from the proper application of a smoke bomb, flash
powder, sleeping draught or hold-out knife at just the right time. Covers the
building and use of all manner of gizmos, gadets, and gee-gaws.
Musical Feats*: Playing of instruments. Course
offered at different levels based on audition. Students are instructed not to
mention this course to first year students on punishment of expulsion from this
class as well as all other activities or clubs. NOT KIDDING AROUND HERE!
THE SCHOOL OF PRACTICAL ARTS
Metal Working: Students will learn and
practice the basic techniques of working with metals-- from delicate handiwork
to forging. Second semester will introduce students to working with amalgams
and magical metals. Students strongly attached to their digits may want to
consider another course.
Power: Muscle, Steam and Mana: Engines and
devices are for nothing without the energies to power them. Seize that power!
Master the ancient secrets that have evaded the wise ones through the ages!
They call me a fool, but they'll rue the day!!!
Elements of Art and Architecture: A favorite
course for aesthetes, dungeon robbers, and future art thieves. Also of some use
in polite society.
Basic Physiking*: Accidents will happen and
there are times when magical healing remains out of reach. Also deals with
injuries beyond the scope of basic magical medicine. Note, enrollment in this
course does not give students automatic access to the medicine pantry.
Animal Husbandry*: The care, feeding, and
training of non-magical creatures. Mostly harmless.
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