Random Weird Office Politics Generators
What's Up With Your Co-Worker? Random Weirdness Tables
SUB-TABLE
|
RESULT
|
PHYSICAL
|
NON-PHYSICAL
|
TYPE
|
1
|
11
|
Acned
|
Abrasive
|
"Frankenstein"
|
1
|
12
|
Agile
|
Absorbed
|
7th Sun/Daughter
|
1
|
13
|
Alluring
|
Accepting
|
Ancient Robot
|
1
|
14
|
Aloof
|
Accident Prone
|
Android
|
1
|
15
|
Anemic
|
Adaptable
|
Angel
|
1
|
16
|
Angular
|
Agitated
|
Animal-Headed Person
|
1
|
21
|
Artificial
|
Alcoholic
|
Animated Object
|
1
|
22
|
Athletic
|
Altruistic
|
Animated Statue
|
1
|
23
|
Awkward
|
Amateur
|
Apprentice
|
1
|
24
|
Balding
|
Ambitious
|
Ascended
|
1
|
25
|
Barbarian
|
Amoral
|
Atlantaen
|
1
|
26
|
Barking
|
Animated
|
Avatar
|
1
|
31
|
Battle-scarred
|
Apologetic
|
Banshee
|
1
|
32
|
Bearded
|
Apprehensive
|
Bear
|
1
|
33
|
Beautiful
|
Arrogant
|
Benevolent Spirit
|
1
|
34
|
Beefy
|
Aspiring
|
Bigfoot
|
1
|
35
|
Bent
|
Assertive
|
Blob
|
1
|
36
|
Big
|
Bashful
|
Boggart
|
1
|
41
|
Bizarre
|
Benign
|
Borrower
|
1
|
42
|
Bland
|
Blissful
|
Bunyip
|
1
|
43
|
Blind
|
Blithe
|
Cat Person
|
1
|
44
|
Branded
|
Blowhard
|
Cave Person
|
1
|
45
|
Brawny
|
Bored
|
Centaur
|
1
|
46
|
Bright-Eyed
|
Boring
|
Changeling
|
1
|
51
|
Broad-Shouldered
|
Brainy
|
Chosen One
|
1
|
52
|
Bulbous
|
Brave
|
Chupacabra
|
1
|
53
|
Busty
|
Brazen
|
Clone
|
1
|
54
|
Charming
|
Bubbly
|
Creepy Doll
|
1
|
55
|
Chiseled
|
Calculating
|
Cultist
|
1
|
56
|
Clean
|
Careless
|
Cyclops
|
1
|
61
|
Clumsy
|
Cautious
|
Deep One
|
1
|
62
|
Colorful
|
Chaotic
|
Demi-God
|
1
|
63
|
Comely
|
Charismatic
|
Demon
|
1
|
64
|
Composed
|
Chaste
|
Destined
|
1
|
65
|
Coughing
|
Clever
|
Devil
|
1
|
66
|
Crazed
|
Cocky
|
Dinosaur
|
2
|
11
|
Creamy
|
Companionable
|
Disembodied Head
|
2
|
12
|
Cross-eyed
|
Content
|
Djinn
|
2
|
13
|
Crusty
|
Contrary
|
Doppelganger
|
2
|
14
|
Cursed
|
Corrupt
|
Dragon
|
2
|
15
|
Curvy
|
Covetous
|
Dryard
|
2
|
16
|
Cute
|
Crude
|
Dullahan (Headless Rider)
|
2
|
21
|
Dark
|
Cultured
|
Duplicate
|
2
|
22
|
Deaf
|
Dangerous
|
Dwarf
|
2
|
23
|
Deformed
|
Dazzling
|
Elemental
|
2
|
24
|
Dirty
|
Defiant
|
Elf
|
2
|
25
|
Disfigured
|
Delusional
|
Ent
|
2
|
26
|
Distinctive
|
Dense
|
Exorcist
|
2
|
31
|
Doe-eyed
|
Depressed
|
Fairy Tale
|
2
|
32
|
Downtrodden
|
Desperate
|
Familiar
|
2
|
33
|
Dreadlocked
|
Disgusted
|
Faun
|
2
|
34
|
Dyed
|
Dishonest
|
Fetch
|
2
|
35
|
Ebony
|
Disloyal
|
Fictionaut
|
2
|
36
|
Elderly
|
Dissatisfied
|
Figment
|
2
|
41
|
Electric
|
Enthusiastic
|
Ghastly Sister
|
2
|
42
|
Elegant
|
Envious
|
Ghost
|
2
|
43
|
Elite
|
Evil
|
Ghost
|
2
|
44
|
Elongated
|
Faithful
|
Ghostly Jailer
|
2
|
45
|
Emaciated
|
Famous
|
Ghoul
|
2
|
46
|
Energetic
|
Fearful
|
Giant
|
2
|
51
|
Exaggerated
|
Feckless
|
Giant Animal
|
2
|
52
|
Exotic
|
Feisty
|
Giant Insect
|
2
|
53
|
Fae-like
|
Flirtatious
|
Gnome
|
2
|
54
|
Fair-skinned
|
Forgetful
|
Goblin
|
2
|
55
|
Fat
|
Fretful
|
Golem
|
2
|
56
|
Fearsome
|
Friendly
|
Gorgon
|
2
|
61
|
Flabby
|
Frigid
|
Gremlin
|
2
|
62
|
Flatulent
|
Frustrated
|
Hag
|
2
|
63
|
Flaxen
|
Fussy
|
Half-Blood (Roll Again)
|
2
|
64
|
Foreign
|
Garrulous
|
Hallucination
|
2
|
65
|
Formal
|
Generous
|
Harpy
|
2
|
66
|
Freckled
|
Genial
|
Hedge Mage
|
3
|
11
|
Furtive
|
Giggly
|
Hobgoblin
|
3
|
12
|
Gap-Toothed
|
Gluttonous
|
Holiday Servant
|
3
|
13
|
Gaudy
|
Gossipy
|
Hologram
|
3
|
14
|
Glowing
|
Grateful
|
Homocluous
|
3
|
15
|
Golden
|
Gruff
|
Hopping Vampire
|
3
|
16
|
Graceful
|
Grumpy
|
Houri
|
3
|
21
|
Gravelly
|
Guilt-Ridden
|
Humbaba
|
3
|
22
|
Greasy
|
Gullible
|
Ifrit
|
3
|
23
|
Greying
|
Gung Ho
|
Imp
|
3
|
24
|
Greyish
|
Harmonies
|
Incubus
|
3
|
25
|
Haggard
|
Harried
|
Insect Swarm
|
3
|
26
|
Hairless
|
Hateful
|
Kappa
|
3
|
31
|
Half-Blooded
|
Heart-Broken
|
Klaus/Krampus
|
3
|
32
|
Hard of Hearing
|
Heartless
|
Knocker
|
3
|
33
|
Helpless
|
Helpful
|
Lab Accident
|
3
|
34
|
Hirsute
|
Honest
|
Lamia
|
3
|
35
|
Holy
|
Honor-Bound
|
Leprechaun
|
3
|
36
|
Humming
|
Hormonal
|
Lich
|
3
|
41
|
Hunchbacked
|
Hostile
|
Luchadore
|
3
|
42
|
Hyper-Dimensional
|
Hotheaded
|
Lycanthrope, Unusual
|
3
|
43
|
Immaculate
|
Humble
|
Magic Cat
|
3
|
44
|
Immortal
|
Hungry
|
Magic Item
|
3
|
45
|
Inexperienced
|
Hyperactive
|
Magic Rabbit
|
3
|
46
|
Insane
|
Hysterical
|
Manticore
|
3
|
51
|
Invisible
|
Idealistic
|
Masked Legend
|
3
|
52
|
Knobby
|
Ill-Informed
|
Medusa
|
3
|
53
|
Lame
|
Illiterate
|
Mermaid
|
3
|
54
|
Lanky
|
Impudent
|
MiB
|
3
|
55
|
Lithe
|
Inconsiderate
|
Mindwiped
|
3
|
56
|
Lively
|
Indecisive
|
Miniature (Roll Again)
|
3
|
61
|
Local
|
Indignant
|
Minotaur
|
3
|
62
|
Loud
|
Inexperienced
|
Mirror-Universe (Roll Again)
|
3
|
63
|
Lunatic
|
Infamous
|
Mummy
|
3
|
64
|
Lurking
|
Innocent
|
Mutant
|
3
|
65
|
Mangled
|
Intense
|
Myrmidion
|
3
|
66
|
Marked
|
Jaded
|
Nephilim
|
4
|
11
|
Middle-Aged
|
Keen
|
Nine-Tail Fox
|
4
|
12
|
Mole-faced
|
Killjoy
|
Nosferatu
|
4
|
13
|
Mousy
|
Law-abiding
|
Nue
|
4
|
14
|
Mulleted
|
Lawful
|
Nun
|
4
|
15
|
Mumbling
|
Lazy
|
Nymph
|
4
|
16
|
Muscled
|
Level-headed
|
Obariyon
|
4
|
21
|
Mute
|
Lordly
|
Obeah
|
4
|
22
|
Natural
|
Loving
|
Oni
|
4
|
23
|
Near-Sighted
|
Loyal
|
Onmyoji
|
4
|
24
|
Neat
|
Lucky
|
Oracle
|
4
|
25
|
Oddly-Attired
|
Menacing
|
Orc
|
4
|
26
|
Old
|
Merciful
|
Penanggalan
|
4
|
31
|
Old Seeming
|
Miserly
|
Pooka
|
4
|
32
|
Olive
|
Moody
|
Porcelain/Stone/Clay Warrior
|
4
|
33
|
One-Armed
|
Morose
|
Possessed Corpse
|
4
|
34
|
One-eyed
|
Narcissistic
|
Priest
|
4
|
35
|
Ordinary
|
Neutral
|
Princess/Prince
|
4
|
36
|
Pale
|
Obsessive
|
Prophet
|
4
|
41
|
Pallid
|
Odd
|
Psychic
|
4
|
42
|
Perfumed
|
Off-Putting
|
Pygmy
|
4
|
43
|
Pert
|
Open
|
Rabbi
|
4
|
44
|
Petite
|
Ostentatious
|
Redcap
|
4
|
45
|
Pierced
|
Passionate
|
Revenant
|
4
|
46
|
Plain
|
Patient
|
River/Tree/Location Spirit
|
4
|
51
|
Pleasant
|
Phobic
|
Sage
|
4
|
52
|
Pock-marked
|
Playful
|
Satyr
|
4
|
53
|
Porcelain
|
Polite
|
Scarecrow
|
4
|
54
|
Portly
|
Possessive
|
Scissorman
|
4
|
55
|
Pot-Bellied
|
Precise
|
Sea Monster
|
4
|
56
|
Predatory
|
Preoccupied
|
Shapeshifter
|
4
|
61
|
Quiet
|
Prim
|
Sin Eater
|
4
|
62
|
Rat-Like
|
Profane
|
Siren
|
4
|
63
|
Ravishing
|
Professional
|
Skinwalker
|
4
|
64
|
Red-faced
|
Promiscuous
|
Slyph
|
4
|
65
|
Refined
|
Proud
|
Snake Woman
|
4
|
66
|
Repugnant
|
Prudent
|
Snow Woman
|
5
|
11
|
Robust
|
Pugnacious
|
Sorcerer
|
5
|
12
|
Rosy
|
Punctual
|
Sphinx
|
5
|
13
|
Rough
|
Pure
|
Sprite
|
5
|
14
|
Saucy
|
Quarrelsome
|
Succubus
|
5
|
15
|
Scarred
|
Queer
|
Sufi
|
5
|
16
|
Scary
|
Quirky
|
Superhero
|
5
|
21
|
Scratching
|
Racist
|
Talking Animal
|
5
|
22
|
Scrawny
|
Ranked
|
Talking Ape
|
5
|
23
|
Senile
|
Rash
|
Time-Displaced (Roll Again)
|
5
|
24
|
Sexy
|
Realistic
|
Time-
|
5
|
25
|
Shabby
|
Reclusive
|
Titan
|
5
|
26
|
Shaggy
|
Reformed
|
Transformed Human
|
5
|
31
|
Shaky
|
Regretful
|
Troll
|
5
|
32
|
Shifty
|
Reliable
|
Tulpa
|
5
|
33
|
Short
|
Remorseful
|
Twin
|
5
|
34
|
Sloppy
|
Repetitious
|
Unicorn
|
5
|
35
|
Sly
|
Repressed
|
Unseelie
|
5
|
36
|
Small
|
Responsive
|
Urban Legend
|
5
|
41
|
Smelly
|
Rich
|
Valkyrie
|
5
|
42
|
Smooth
|
Righteous
|
Vampire
|
5
|
43
|
Soft Spoken
|
Rigid
|
Video-Game Character
|
5
|
44
|
Soft-skinned
|
Romantic
|
Viking
|
5
|
45
|
Squat
|
Rowdy
|
Warlock
|
5
|
46
|
Staring
|
Rude
|
Weird Devotee
|
5
|
51
|
Steady
|
Sacrificing
|
Wendigo
|
5
|
52
|
Stiff-Backed
|
Sadistic
|
Werewolf
|
5
|
53
|
Stitched
|
Saintly
|
Wild Man
|
5
|
54
|
Stooped
|
Sanctimonious
|
Will-o-Wisp
|
5
|
55
|
Strange
|
Sarcastic
|
Wise Person
|
5
|
56
|
Strapping
|
Scheming
|
Witch
|
5
|
61
|
Strong
|
Secretive
|
Wizard
|
5
|
62
|
Stuttering
|
Self-Confident
|
Wraith
|
5
|
63
|
Stylish
|
Self-Controlled
|
Wuxia
|
5
|
64
|
Svelte
|
Selfish
|
Yeti
|
5
|
65
|
Sweaty
|
Serious
|
Yokai
|
5
|
66
|
Swift
|
Sexist
|
Zombie
|
6
|
11
|
Tainted
|
Shallow
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
12
|
Talented
|
Sharp-Tongued
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
13
|
Tall
|
Shiftless
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
14
|
Tattooed
|
Shrewd
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
15
|
Thin
|
Shy
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
16
|
Thin-Lipped
|
Skilled
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
21
|
Tired
|
Sleepy
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
22
|
Tough
|
Small-Time
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
23
|
Transparent
|
Solicitous
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
24
|
Twisted
|
Stern
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
25
|
Ugly
|
Strict
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
26
|
Unassuming
|
Strong-Willed
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
31
|
Undead
|
Stubborn
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
32
|
Unfashionable
|
Studious
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
33
|
Unholy
|
Subservient
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
34
|
Unkempt
|
Suspicious
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
35
|
Unseeable
|
Talkative
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
36
|
Virile
|
Thick-Skinned
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
41
|
Voluptuous
|
Tight-Lipped
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
42
|
Vulpine
|
Timid
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
43
|
Warty
|
Tolerant
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
44
|
Weak
|
Touchy
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
45
|
Weird-eyed
|
Trouble-Free
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
46
|
Well-dressed
|
Troublesome
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
51
|
Wide-Eyed
|
Trustworthy
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
52
|
Wig-wearing
|
Uncommitted
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
53
|
Wild
|
Unfriendly
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
54
|
Wimpy
|
Unlucky
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
55
|
Winged/Wingless
|
Unpredictable
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
56
|
Wiry
|
Urbane
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
61
|
Withered
|
Vain
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
62
|
Wooden
|
Vengeful
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
63
|
Worried
|
Violent
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
64
|
Wrinkled
|
Weak-Willed
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
65
|
Young
|
Wealthy
|
Just a Human
|
6
|
66
|
Young Seeming
|
Well-Informed
|
Just a Human
|
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