Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Help! My Co-Worker Is A....Random Weirdness Table

Continuing my series of random tables for generating set-ups and scenarios for Magic, INC. Useful for any modern weird game. Well, maybe not any, but you get it. Off-kilter WoD, Unknown Armies, Ghostbusters, Over the Edge, Feng Shui, InSpectres, etc. Additional "Type" suggestions welcomed. See also:
Random Weird Office Politics Generators
What's Up With Your Co-Worker? Random Weirdness Tables

SUB-TABLE
RESULT
PHYSICAL
NON-PHYSICAL
TYPE
1
11
Acned
Abrasive
"Frankenstein"
1
12
Agile
Absorbed
7th Sun/Daughter
1
13
Alluring
Accepting
Ancient Robot
1
14
Aloof
Accident Prone
Android
1
15
Anemic
Adaptable
Angel
1
16
Angular
Agitated
Animal-Headed Person
1
21
Artificial
Alcoholic
Animated Object
1
22
Athletic
Altruistic
Animated Statue
1
23
Awkward
Amateur
Apprentice
1
24
Balding
Ambitious
Ascended
1
25
Barbarian
Amoral
Atlantaen
1
26
Barking
Animated
Avatar
1
31
Battle-scarred
Apologetic
Banshee
1
32
Bearded
Apprehensive
Bear
1
33
Beautiful
Arrogant
Benevolent Spirit
1
34
Beefy
Aspiring
Bigfoot
1
35
Bent
Assertive
Blob
1
36
Big
Bashful
Boggart
1
41
Bizarre
Benign
Borrower
1
42
Bland
Blissful
Bunyip
1
43
Blind
Blithe
Cat Person
1
44
Branded
Blowhard
Cave Person
1
45
Brawny
Bored
Centaur
1
46
Bright-Eyed
Boring
Changeling
1
51
Broad-Shouldered
Brainy
Chosen One
1
52
Bulbous
Brave
Chupacabra
1
53
Busty
Brazen
Clone
1
54
Charming
Bubbly
Creepy Doll
1
55
Chiseled
Calculating
Cultist
1
56
Clean
Careless
Cyclops
1
61
Clumsy
Cautious
Deep One
1
62
Colorful
Chaotic
Demi-God
1
63
Comely
Charismatic
Demon
1
64
Composed
Chaste
Destined
1
65
Coughing
Clever
Devil
1
66
Crazed
Cocky
Dinosaur
2
11
Creamy
Companionable
Disembodied Head
2
12
Cross-eyed
Content
Djinn
2
13
Crusty
Contrary
Doppelganger
2
14
Cursed
Corrupt
Dragon
2
15
Curvy
Covetous
Dryard
2
16
Cute
Crude
Dullahan (Headless Rider)
2
21
Dark
Cultured
Duplicate
2
22
Deaf
Dangerous
Dwarf
2
23
Deformed
Dazzling
Elemental
2
24
Dirty
Defiant
Elf
2
25
Disfigured
Delusional
Ent
2
26
Distinctive
Dense
Exorcist
2
31
Doe-eyed
Depressed
Fairy Tale
2
32
Downtrodden
Desperate
Familiar
2
33
Dreadlocked
Disgusted
Faun
2
34
Dyed
Dishonest
Fetch
2
35
Ebony
Disloyal
Fictionaut
2
36
Elderly
Dissatisfied
Figment
2
41
Electric
Enthusiastic
Ghastly Sister
2
42
Elegant
Envious
Ghost
2
43
Elite
Evil
Ghost
2
44
Elongated
Faithful
Ghostly Jailer
2
45
Emaciated
Famous
Ghoul
2
46
Energetic
Fearful
Giant
2
51
Exaggerated
Feckless
Giant Animal
2
52
Exotic
Feisty
Giant Insect
2
53
Fae-like
Flirtatious
Gnome
2
54
Fair-skinned
Forgetful
Goblin
2
55
Fat
Fretful
Golem
2
56
Fearsome
Friendly
Gorgon
2
61
Flabby
Frigid
Gremlin
2
62
Flatulent
Frustrated
Hag
2
63
Flaxen
Fussy
Half-Blood (Roll Again)
2
64
Foreign
Garrulous
Hallucination
2
65
Formal
Generous
Harpy
2
66
Freckled
Genial
Hedge Mage
3
11
Furtive
Giggly
Hobgoblin
3
12
Gap-Toothed
Gluttonous
Holiday Servant
3
13
Gaudy
Gossipy
Hologram
3
14
Glowing
Grateful
Homocluous
3
15
Golden
Gruff
Hopping Vampire
3
16
Graceful
Grumpy
Houri
3
21
Gravelly
Guilt-Ridden
Humbaba
3
22
Greasy
Gullible
Ifrit
3
23
Greying
Gung Ho
Imp
3
24
Greyish
Harmonies
Incubus
3
25
Haggard
Harried
Insect Swarm
3
26
Hairless
Hateful
Kappa
3
31
Half-Blooded
Heart-Broken
Klaus/Krampus
3
32
Hard of Hearing
Heartless
Knocker
3
33
Helpless
Helpful
Lab Accident
3
34
Hirsute
Honest
Lamia
3
35
Holy
Honor-Bound
Leprechaun
3
36
Humming
Hormonal
Lich
3
41
Hunchbacked
Hostile
Luchadore
3
42
Hyper-Dimensional
Hotheaded
Lycanthrope, Unusual
3
43
Immaculate
Humble
Magic Cat
3
44
Immortal
Hungry
Magic Item
3
45
Inexperienced
Hyperactive
Magic Rabbit
3
46
Insane
Hysterical
Manticore
3
51
Invisible
Idealistic
Masked Legend
3
52
Knobby
Ill-Informed
Medusa
3
53
Lame
Illiterate
Mermaid
3
54
Lanky
Impudent
MiB
3
55
Lithe
Inconsiderate
Mindwiped Celebrity
3
56
Lively
Indecisive
Miniature (Roll Again)
3
61
Local
Indignant
Minotaur
3
62
Loud
Inexperienced
Mirror-Universe (Roll Again)
3
63
Lunatic
Infamous
Mummy
3
64
Lurking
Innocent
Mutant
3
65
Mangled
Intense
Myrmidion
3
66
Marked
Jaded
Nephilim
4
11
Middle-Aged
Keen
Nine-Tail Fox
4
12
Mole-faced
Killjoy
Nosferatu
4
13
Mousy
Law-abiding
Nue
4
14
Mulleted
Lawful
Nun
4
15
Mumbling
Lazy
Nymph
4
16
Muscled
Level-headed
Obariyon
4
21
Mute
Lordly
Obeah
4
22
Natural
Loving
Oni
4
23
Near-Sighted
Loyal
Onmyoji
4
24
Neat
Lucky
Oracle
4
25
Oddly-Attired
Menacing
Orc
4
26
Old
Merciful
Penanggalan
4
31
Old Seeming
Miserly
Pooka
4
32
Olive
Moody
Porcelain/Stone/Clay Warrior
4
33
One-Armed
Morose
Possessed Corpse
4
34
One-eyed
Narcissistic
Priest
4
35
Ordinary
Neutral
Princess/Prince
4
36
Pale
Obsessive
Prophet
4
41
Pallid
Odd
Psychic
4
42
Perfumed
Off-Putting
Pygmy
4
43
Pert
Open
Rabbi
4
44
Petite
Ostentatious
Redcap
4
45
Pierced
Passionate
Revenant
4
46
Plain
Patient
River/Tree/Location Spirit
4
51
Pleasant
Phobic
Sage
4
52
Pock-marked
Playful
Satyr
4
53
Porcelain
Polite
Scarecrow
4
54
Portly
Possessive
Scissorman
4
55
Pot-Bellied
Precise
Sea Monster
4
56
Predatory
Preoccupied
Shapeshifter
4
61
Quiet
Prim
Sin Eater
4
62
Rat-Like
Profane
Siren
4
63
Ravishing
Professional
Skinwalker
4
64
Red-faced
Promiscuous
Slyph
4
65
Refined
Proud
Snake Woman
4
66
Repugnant
Prudent
Snow Woman
5
11
Robust
Pugnacious
Sorcerer
5
12
Rosy
Punctual
Sphinx
5
13
Rough
Pure
Sprite
5
14
Saucy
Quarrelsome
Succubus
5
15
Scarred
Queer
Sufi
5
16
Scary
Quirky
Superhero
5
21
Scratching
Racist
Talking Animal
5
22
Scrawny
Ranked
Talking Ape
5
23
Senile
Rash
Time-Displaced (Roll Again)
5
24
Sexy
Realistic
Time-Traveler
5
25
Shabby
Reclusive
Titan
5
26
Shaggy
Reformed
Transformed Human
5
31
Shaky
Regretful
Troll
5
32
Shifty
Reliable
Tulpa
5
33
Short
Remorseful
Twin
5
34
Sloppy
Repetitious
Unicorn
5
35
Sly
Repressed
Unseelie
5
36
Small
Responsive
Urban Legend
5
41
Smelly
Rich
Valkyrie
5
42
Smooth
Righteous
Vampire
5
43
Soft Spoken
Rigid
Video-Game Character
5
44
Soft-skinned
Romantic
Viking
5
45
Squat
Rowdy
Warlock
5
46
Staring
Rude
Weird Devotee
5
51
Steady
Sacrificing
Wendigo
5
52
Stiff-Backed
Sadistic
Werewolf
5
53
Stitched
Saintly
Wild Man
5
54
Stooped
Sanctimonious
Will-o-Wisp
5
55
Strange
Sarcastic
Wise Person
5
56
Strapping
Scheming
Witch
5
61
Strong
Secretive
Wizard
5
62
Stuttering
Self-Confident
Wraith
5
63
Stylish
Self-Controlled
Wuxia
5
64
Svelte
Selfish
Yeti
5
65
Sweaty
Serious
Yokai
5
66
Swift
Sexist
Zombie
6
11
Tainted
Shallow
Just a Human
6
12
Talented
Sharp-Tongued
Just a Human
6
13
Tall
Shiftless
Just a Human
6
14
Tattooed
Shrewd
Just a Human
6
15
Thin
Shy
Just a Human
6
16
Thin-Lipped
Skilled
Just a Human
6
21
Tired
Sleepy
Just a Human
6
22
Tough
Small-Time
Just a Human
6
23
Transparent
Solicitous
Just a Human
6
24
Twisted
Stern
Just a Human
6
25
Ugly
Strict
Just a Human
6
26
Unassuming
Strong-Willed
Just a Human
6
31
Undead
Stubborn
Just a Human
6
32
Unfashionable
Studious
Just a Human
6
33
Unholy
Subservient
Just a Human
6
34
Unkempt
Suspicious
Just a Human
6
35
Unseeable
Talkative
Just a Human
6
36
Virile
Thick-Skinned
Just a Human
6
41
Voluptuous
Tight-Lipped
Just a Human
6
42
Vulpine
Timid
Just a Human
6
43
Warty
Tolerant
Just a Human
6
44
Weak
Touchy
Just a Human
6
45
Weird-eyed
Trouble-Free
Just a Human
6
46
Well-dressed
Troublesome
Just a Human
6
51
Wide-Eyed
Trustworthy
Just a Human
6
52
Wig-wearing
Uncommitted
Just a Human
6
53
Wild
Unfriendly
Just a Human
6
54
Wimpy
Unlucky
Just a Human
6
55
Winged/Wingless
Unpredictable
Just a Human
6
56
Wiry
Urbane
Just a Human
6
61
Withered
Vain
Just a Human
6
62
Wooden
Vengeful
Just a Human
6
63
Worried
Violent
Just a Human
6
64
Wrinkled
Weak-Willed
Just a Human
6
65
Young
Wealthy
Just a Human
6
66
Young Seeming
Well-Informed
Just a Human