Thursday, January 15, 2015

What's Up With Your Co-Worker? Random Weirdness Tables

Another set of tables for Magic, INC and a complement to the other tables I've posted: Random Weird Office Politics Generators and Help! My Co-Worker Is A....Random Weirdness Table.


LITTLE STRANGENESS
11
Bizarre Eating Habits
12
Color Blind
13
Consumes Office Supplies (Toner, Pens, etc)
14
Does No Real Work
15
Faked Qualifications on Resume
16
Fakes Minor Disability
21
Former Child Star
22
Geeky Hobby
23
Having an Affair
24
Hidden Nepotism
25
Horrible Spouse
26
In Problematic Relationship
31
Incidental Addiction (Candy, Ice Cream)
32
Insomnia
33
Involved in Long-Running Feud
34
Involved in Ongoing Lawsuit
35
Irrationally Attracted to (PC Element)
36
Lightweight Drinker
41
Makes Up for Loneliness By Asking for Meetings
42
Migraines
43
Minor Allergy
44
Minor Compulsion
45
Minor Secret Prohibition (Magical, Cult, etc)
46
Muggle Fetishist
51
Odd Hobby, Artistic
52
Odd Hobby, Collector
53
Ongoing Ugly Divorce
54
Online Troll
55
Out of Touch with Modern Society
56
Secret Graffiti Artist
61
Secret Minor Celebrity Identity
62
Sleepwalker
63
Spoils Children
64
Steals Office Supplies
65
Strange/Secret Online Persona
66
Weirdness Magnet


PROBLEMATIC THINGS
11
Addiction Frowned On By Company (Witch's Brew, Smoking)
12
Alcoholic
13
Completely Lacks Skills for Position
14
Compulsive Vandalizer
15
Cursed
16
Demon/Divine Blood
21
Faked Credentials
22
Fakes Serious Disability for Advantage
23
Flashbacks
24
Former Agent/Hit Man
25
Hacker
26
Has a Gang of Enslaved Fairies Secretly Do Their Work
31
Having Affair with Co-Worker
32
In Violation of Office Prohibitions
33
In Violation of Personal/Philosophical Prohibitions
34
Insatiable Curiosity
35
Kleptomaniac
36
Lives in the Ductwork
41
Lives Under a Glamour
42
Major Secret Prohibition (Magical, Cult, etc)
43
Member of Secret Cult/Conspiracy
44
Obsessive-Compulsive
45
Parasite (Literal and Figurative)
46
Problem Gambler
51
Runs Black Market in Office Supplies
52
Secret Phobia
53
Stalkee
54
Takes Kickbacks
55
Takes Salary From Phantom Employees
56
Terminal Illness
61
Turned Back on Family Destiny
62
Under a Geas
63
Void of Creativity
64
Weird Sex-Stuff
65
Well Hidden Prejudices
66
Witness Protection


DARK SECRETS
11
Abuser
12
Bigamyst
13
Cannot Read
14
Cheating on Dangerous Person
15
Completely Fake Identity
16
Contagious Curses
21
Deadly Allergy
22
Dies and Is Reborn Every Night
23
Elaborate Hoax Person
24
Evil/Good Twin
25
Feeds on the Souls of Those in Meetings
26
Having Affair with Dangerous Person
31
Head of Secret Cult/Conspiracy
32
Hunted by Deadly Cabal
33
Illegal Addiction
34
Involved in Horrific Experiments
35
Living Backwards in Time
36
Magical Manipulation of Office Politics
41
Mind-Controlled
42
Mindwiped and Reconstructed Personality
43
Murdered their Predecessor
44
Plans on "Going Postal"
45
Regularly Sacrifices Interns to Dark God
46
Reincarnation/Clone of Big Bad Evil
51
Ruthless Tyrant
52
Secret Servant of a Big Bad Evil
53
Secret Undead
54
Secretly a Duplicate
55
Secretly Embezzling Entire Budget
56
Selling Secrets to Other Divisions
61
Serial Killer
62
Spelloholic
63
Split Personality
64
Stalker
65
Truly Weird and/or Dangerous Sex-Type Stuff
66
Utterly Bribable