300 Things Found in a Goblin Market (CtL)

1. Literate Piquant #2 Pencil
2. Periodic Hairy Action Figure
3. Incestuous Nigrescent Acupuncture Needles
4. Sparkling Nappy Air Freshener
5. Thankful Tart Alarm Clock
6. Tremendous Draconian Aluminum Foil
7. Equable Pacifying Animal Collar
8. Pasty Spherical Antistatic Band
9. Small Steep Apple
10. Stiff Lame Apron
11. Noxious Ungainly Aquarium
12. Loving Mushy Asp Club
13. Gaudy Expert Automatic Keyring
14. Dear Inquisitive Bag of Beans
15. Cut Historical Ballet Slippers
16. Funny Palsied Balloon
17. Green Statuesque Barrette
18. Embarrassed Oily Baseball
19. Gruesome Nearsighted Baseball Cap
20. Bright Miscreant Bath Fizzers
21. Clean Highest Battery
22. Skillful Satisfying Bedazzler
23. Shaggy Hate-Filled Belt
24. Iron Hallowed Bicycle
25. Robust Squamous Bird Cage
26. Expensive Wasteful Blouse
27. Blue-Eyed Depraved Book Cover
28. Pustulent Peculiar Bookmark
29. Neat Physical Boom Box
30. Lowly Wonderful Bottle Cap
31. Skinny Slimed Bow
32. Wholesale Octopoid Bow Tie
33. Truculent Seemly Box Cutter
34. Brutish Relieved Bucket
35. Odious Faulted Bungie Cords
36. Ghoulish Broad Business Card
37. Poor Tasty Button
38. Annoying Macabre Can Of Tuna
39. Morbid Silver Can Opener
40. Long-Term Flowering Candle
41. Aberrant Scared Candlestick
42. Greasy Changeable Candy Cane
43. Tension-Filled Separate Candy Wrapper
44. Soured Cyclopean Canned Air
45. Creepy Abandoned Canvas
46. Cumbersome Warlike Cape
47. Devouring Flawless Card
48. Congealed Fearless Caulk Gun
49. Repulsive Tenebrous Cd
50. Ichorous Amythest Cell Phone
51. Debased Unbiased Cellophane
52. Resolute Dashing Cement Stone
53. Moaning Superficial Ceramic Tile
54. Tacit Maggoty Chalk
55. Vast Cautious Check Book
56. Later Molting Chocolate Coin
57. Interesting Remarkable Christmas Lights
58. Average Second Cigarettes
59. Previous Discreet Clamshell
60. Glorious Probable Clay Pot
61. Well-Defined Yielding Cleaver
62. Decorous Porcelain Coaster
63. Umber Flagrant Coffee Pot
64. Likeable Airy Condom
65. Phlegmatic Stalwart Cookie Cutter
66. Overjoyed Gullible Cookie Jar
67. Eldritch Mighty Coral
68. Lonely Capable Cork
69. Juvenile Mad Credit Card
70. Disfigured Degraded Curling Iron
71. Good Ajar Cutting Board
72. Zippy Towering Dartboard
73. Aboard Polite Deerstalker
74. Soaring Far-Flung Deodorant
75. Sore Mountainous Dice
76. Nebulous Sable Discus
77. Cellular Cooling Disposable Rain Poncho
78. Odorous Irate Dodge Ball
79. Nutty Agonizing Drill Press
80. Skeletal Milky Dumb Bell
81. Terrific Northern Earrings
82. Whimsical Anxious Eraser
83. Overrated Refulgent Electric Trimmer
84. Quixotic Zany Envelope
85. Obese Fibrous Eraser
86. Shut Breezy Etch-A-Sketch
87. Labored Rectangular Eye Liner
88. Wheat Next Eyedrops
89. Kindhearted Limp Eyeglasses Case
90. Immoral Awful Eyelash Curler
91. Alkaline Dark Face Wash
92. Complex Romantic Fake Flowers
93. Early Hypothetical Fishing Pole
94. Hideous Materialistic Flag
95. Substantial Fluid Flashcards
96. Bashful Dusty Flashlight
97. Mundane Juicy Flip Flops
98. Far Dreary Folding Chair
99. Thoughtless Godly Folding Map
100. Plucky Silly Frizz Control
101. Festive Venomed Galoshes
102. Oak Open Garbage Can Lid
103. Easy Sour Garbage Disposal
104. Pricey Nifty Garden Hose
105. Infesting Uneven Gas Mask
106. Dazzled Acrocephalic Gauge
107. Faulty Wiggly Gauntlet
108. Future Exciting GBA
109. Obnoxious Abortive Gel
110. Rough Protective George Foreman Grill
111. Abaft Obscene Gift Card
112. Miscarried Incredulous Glasses
113. Savage Worried Gloves
114. Masked Salty Glow Stick
115. Depressed Hateful Glue
116. Coarse Old-Fashioned Goggles
117. Synonymous Beastly Goldfish Bowl
118. Fragile Foul Golf Club
119. Spurious Boorish Grid Paper
120. Clawed Fixed Gum Cigarettes
121. Black-And-White Selected Gun
122. Concerned Bumpy Hair Tie
123. Gross Witty Hammer
124. Roomy Keen Handcuffs
125. Unhallowed Feigned Hanger
126. Sapphire Outstanding Handkerchief
127. Aspiring Doubtful Headphones
128. Even Sweet Hedge Trimmer
129. Necessary Scattered Helmet
130. Testy Cacaphonous Hoodie
131. Foaming Azure Horn
132. Numberless Awry Hot Pad
133. Teeming Blighted Ice Cream Scoop
134. Giddy Hilarious Ice Cube
135. Striped Plant Icing Decoration Set
136. Nonsensical Stimulating Incense
137. Sensory Aware Inflatable Waders
138. Royal Upset Ingot
139. Chaotic Puffy Instant Camera
140. Faceless Limpid IPod Charger
141. Nightmarish Hysterical Jeans
142. Clear Willing Key Chain
143. Ambitious Sincere Keyboard
144. Wiry Uptight Kiddie Pool
145. Huge Waxen Kneepads
146. Flailing Sophisticated Label Gun
147. Intenerate Gray Lace
148. Needless Eager Lamp Shade
149. Saffron Mildewed Lazy Susan
150. Herpetiform Moldering Leg Warmers
151. Heavy Gainful Level
152. Disfiguring Laughable Lighter
153. Incoherent Elated Lip Gloss
154. Furry Accidental Macaroni Painting
155. Mottled Late Mace Spray
156. Clumsy Funereal Magnet
157. Efficient Tearful Mallet
158. Bankrupt Greased Manual
159. Pink Wan Mask
160. Standing Foamy Microscope
161. Crazy Obedient Model Car
162. Sneaky Burly Monocle
163. Typical Dysfunctional Moonboots
164. Murmuring Drab Mouse Pad
165. Opposite Malevolent Mustache Comb
166. Futuristic Accessible Nail Clippers
167. Coordinated Defeated Nail Filer
168. Voiced Adamant Napkin Rings
169. Panoramic Icky Necklace
170. Attractive Moldy Needle
171. Scarlet Hurt Notebook
172. Quarrelsome Worthy Outlet
173. Brawny Sleepy Over Mitts
174. Stupefying Woozy Overalls
175. Adaptable Alcoholic Overcoat
176. Nonchalant Grisly Pacemaker
177. Muddled Voluminous Packing Foam
178. Repulsive Therapeutic Paint Brush
179. Humorous Slowest Paperweight
180. Dizzy Erratic Pedometer
181. Undefeated Feathery Pen On A Chain
182. Deafening Fascinated Pencil Case
183. Combative Corrupt Pencil Sharpener
184. Lunar Inexpensive Perfume Bottle
185. Garrulous Didactic Pet Rock
186. Slumbering Ravenous Photo Album
187. Foregoing Private Photograph
188. Unclean Squeamish Phrase Book
189. Hulking Smiling Picture Frame
190. Placid Grateful Piggy Bank
191. Tall Atrocious Pincushion
192. Rainy Half Plastic Fork
193. Absorbing Quaint Plumb Line
194. Precious Fractured Pocket Simon
195. Imperfect Lively Pool Stick
196. Neighborly Viscous Pop Can
197. Acrid Cracked Postcard
198. Enlarged Incomparable Pricing Gun
199. Permissible Gargantuan Puddle
200. Toothy Quiet Quilt
201. Iridescent Menacing Retainer
202. Forgotten Merciful Ring
203. Antithetical Batrachian Roller Skates
204. Closed Nippy Rubber Band
205. Evading Incomplete Rubber Duck
206. Quizzical Receptive Rubber Stamp
207. Brave Alluring Rug
208. Convoluted Silken Ruler
209. Effervescent Hypnotic Rusty Nail
210. Empty Lewd Sailboat
211. Nauseous Dire Salt Shaker
212. Quavering Idiotic Sand Paper
213. Miniature Rural Scotch Tape
214. Imaginary Used Screw
215. Flawed General Screwdriver
216. Electrical Full Seat Belt
217. Murky Ruddy Seat Donut
218. Fantastic Prodigious Serving Spoon
219. Cool Frequent Sewing Kit
220. Faint Bleating Sewing Needles
221. Mindful Metallic Sharpie
222. Scummy Scabby Shaving Razor
223. Ruthless Zesty Shawl
224. Sponge-Like Unmasked Shoe Lace
225. Guiltless Sudden Shopping Cart
226. Bawdy Subdued Shovel
227. Tightfisted Bloody Skate Board
228. Liquid Overgrown Sketch Pad
229. Many-Colored Hope-Filled Skien Of Ribbon
230. Rubbery Gusty Skillet
231. Cruel Debauched Slider Robots
232. Endless Vague Slipper
233. Introspective Whole Span
234. Animated Mean Sparkplug
235. Loutish Cackling Spats
236. Mysterious Boiled Speakers
237. Golden Curved Spice Grinder
238. Tangy Elderly Spice Jar
239. Amoebic Saddest Spike
240. Crimson Smoky Sponge
241. Worm-Eaten Wry Spoon
242. Unruly Wealthy Spoon Rest
243. Marked Automatic Spring
244. Thinkable Cultured Stapler
245. Unholy Zymotic Sticker Set
246. Aloof Volatile Sticky Note
247. Scintillating Fierce Stockings
248. Egalitarian Caring Stop Sign
249. Cooing Decisive Stuffed Animal
250. Unwieldy Sulphurous Sun Glasses
251. Aromatic Habitual Sweater
252. Pumped Harsh Swiss Army Knife
253. Anomalous Drunk Tailpipe
254. Scabrous Vile Tampon
255. Rotten Snobbish Tea Cozy
256. Perverse Jumping Thermal Underwear
257. Electric Immeasurable Thermometer
258. Educated Nauseated Thong
259. Incredible Feeble Thread
260. Uninterested Stupid Tiara
261. Rabid Lean Tie
262. Fresh Astounding Tire Swing
263. Sharp Phobic Tissue Box
264. Jaded Omniscient Toe Ring
265. Unnatural Jabbering Tooth Paste
266. Light Hidden Tooth Pick
267. Hissing Violet Toothbrush
268. Amusing Hungry Toy Blocks
269. Leprous Quivering Trading Card
270. Plastic Ratty Transistor Radio
271. Sweltering Bulbous Trenchcoat
272. Hircine Shadowy Trivet
273. Pagan Wooden Tupperware
274. Spooky Monumental Tutu
275. Undesirable Ubiquitous Tweezers
276. Rotted Heartbreaking Twister
277. Hard-To-Find Ferocious Umbrella
278. Bored Brown USB Cable
279. Gnashing Mute Vase
280. Obsequious Stygian Video Rental Card
281. Hanging Macho Viewmaster
282. Scary Thoughtful Voice Box
283. Furfuraceous Inked Wading Boots
284. Snotty Grouchy Waffle Iron
285. Dry Dapper Walkman
286. Immortal Bewildered Wallet
287. Redundant Ashamed Watch Fob
288. Lacquered Tested Wax Ball
289. Detestable Careless Wax Lincoln
290. Poetic Barbaric Webcam
291. Imminent Fishy White Out
292. Alert Mortifying Wii Controller
293. Economic Capricious Wiper Blade
294. Delicate Virtuous Wire Coil
295. Honorable Male Wireless Control
296. Hard Feared Word Search
297. Fabled Marvelous Wrist Watch
298. Steel Healthy Xmas Ornament
299. Handsomely Veiled Yoga Mat
300. Gangrenous Parasitic Zipper

On an unrelated note, I think I finally figured out how vlookup functions work in the new Excel.