Tuesday, December 11, 2012

300 Things Found in a Goblin Market (CtL)


  1. Literate Piquant #2 Pencil
  2. Periodic Hairy Action Figure
  3. Incestuous Nigrescent Acupuncture Needles
  4. Sparkling Nappy Air Freshener
  5. Thankful Tart Alarm Clock
  6. Tremendous Draconian Aluminum Foil
  7. Equable Pacifying Animal Collar
  8. Pasty Spherical Antistatic Band
  9. Small Steep Apple
  10. Stiff Lame Apron
  11. Noxious Ungainly Aquarium
  12. Loving Mushy Asp Club
  13. Gaudy Expert Automatic Keyring
  14. Dear Inquisitive Bag of Beans
  15. Cut Historical Ballet Slippers
  16. Funny Palsied Balloon
  17. Green Statuesque Barrette
  18. Embarrassed Oily Baseball
  19. Gruesome Nearsighted Baseball Cap
  20. Bright Miscreant Bath Fizzers
  21. Clean Highest Battery
  22. Skillful Satisfying Bedazzler
  23. Shaggy Hate-Filled Belt
  24. Iron Hallowed Bicycle
  25. Robust Squamous Bird Cage
  26. Expensive Wasteful Blouse
  27. Blue-Eyed Depraved Book Cover
  28. Pustulent Peculiar Bookmark
  29. Neat Physical Boom Box
  30. Lowly Wonderful Bottle Cap
  31. Skinny Slimed Bow
  32. Wholesale Octopoid Bow Tie
  33. Truculent Seemly Box Cutter
  34. Brutish Relieved Bucket
  35. Odious Faulted Bungie Cords
  36. Ghoulish Broad Business Card
  37. Poor Tasty Button
  38. Annoying Macabre Can Of Tuna
  39. Morbid Silver Can Opener
  40. Long-Term Flowering Candle
  41. Aberrant Scared Candlestick
  42. Greasy Changeable Candy Cane
  43. Tension-Filled Separate Candy Wrapper
  44. Soured Cyclopean Canned Air
  45. Creepy Abandoned Canvas
  46. Cumbersome Warlike Cape
  47. Devouring Flawless Card
  48. Congealed Fearless Caulk Gun
  49. Repulsive Tenebrous Cd
  50. Ichorous Amythest Cell Phone
  51. Debased Unbiased Cellophane
  52. Resolute Dashing Cement Stone
  53. Moaning Superficial Ceramic Tile
  54. Tacit Maggoty Chalk
  55. Vast Cautious Check Book
  56. Later Molting Chocolate Coin
  57. Interesting Remarkable Christmas Lights
  58. Average Second Cigarettes
  59. Previous Discreet Clamshell
  60. Glorious Probable Clay Pot
  61. Well-Defined Yielding Cleaver
  62. Decorous Porcelain Coaster
  63. Umber Flagrant Coffee Pot
  64. Likeable Airy Condom
  65. Phlegmatic Stalwart Cookie Cutter
  66. Overjoyed Gullible Cookie Jar
  67. Eldritch Mighty Coral
  68. Lonely Capable Cork
  69. Juvenile Mad Credit Card
  70. Disfigured Degraded Curling Iron
  71. Good Ajar Cutting Board
  72. Zippy Towering Dartboard
  73. Aboard Polite Deerstalker
  74. Soaring Far-Flung Deodorant
  75. Sore Mountainous Dice
  76. Nebulous Sable Discus
  77. Cellular Cooling Disposable Rain Poncho
  78. Odorous Irate Dodge Ball
  79. Nutty Agonizing Drill Press
  80. Skeletal Milky Dumb Bell
  81. Terrific Northern Earrings
  82. Whimsical Anxious Eraser
  83. Overrated Refulgent Electric Trimmer
  84. Quixotic Zany Envelope
  85. Obese Fibrous Eraser
  86. Shut Breezy Etch-A-Sketch
  87. Labored Rectangular Eye Liner
  88. Wheat Next Eyedrops
  89. Kindhearted Limp Eyeglasses Case
  90. Immoral Awful Eyelash Curler
  91. Alkaline Dark Face Wash
  92. Complex Romantic Fake Flowers
  93. Early Hypothetical Fishing Pole
  94. Hideous Materialistic Flag
  95. Substantial Fluid Flashcards
  96. Bashful Dusty Flashlight
  97. Mundane Juicy Flip Flops
  98. Far Dreary Folding Chair
  99. Thoughtless Godly Folding Map
  100. Plucky Silly Frizz Control
  101. Festive Venomed Galoshes
  102. Oak Open Garbage Can Lid
  103. Easy Sour Garbage Disposal
  104. Pricey Nifty Garden Hose
  105. Infesting Uneven Gas Mask
  106. Dazzled Acrocephalic Gauge
  107. Faulty Wiggly Gauntlet
  108. Future Exciting GBA
  109. Obnoxious Abortive Gel
  110. Rough Protective George Foreman Grill
  111. Abaft Obscene Gift Card
  112. Miscarried Incredulous Glasses
  113. Savage Worried Gloves
  114. Masked Salty Glow Stick
  115. Depressed Hateful Glue
  116. Coarse Old-Fashioned Goggles
  117. Synonymous Beastly Goldfish Bowl
  118. Fragile Foul Golf Club
  119. Spurious Boorish Grid Paper
  120. Clawed Fixed Gum Cigarettes
  121. Black-And-White Selected Gun
  122. Concerned Bumpy Hair Tie
  123. Gross Witty Hammer
  124. Roomy Keen Handcuffs
  125. Unhallowed Feigned Hanger
  126. Sapphire Outstanding Handkerchief
  127. Aspiring Doubtful Headphones
  128. Even Sweet Hedge Trimmer
  129. Necessary Scattered Helmet
  130. Testy Cacaphonous Hoodie
  131. Foaming Azure Horn
  132. Numberless Awry Hot Pad
  133. Teeming Blighted Ice Cream Scoop
  134. Giddy Hilarious Ice Cube
  135. Striped Plant Icing Decoration Set
  136. Nonsensical Stimulating Incense
  137. Sensory Aware Inflatable Waders
  138. Royal Upset Ingot
  139. Chaotic Puffy Instant Camera
  140. Faceless Limpid IPod Charger
  141. Nightmarish Hysterical Jeans
  142. Clear Willing Key Chain
  143. Ambitious Sincere Keyboard
  144. Wiry Uptight Kiddie Pool
  145. Huge Waxen Kneepads
  146. Flailing Sophisticated Label Gun
  147. Intenerate Gray Lace
  148. Needless Eager Lamp Shade
  149. Saffron Mildewed Lazy Susan
  150. Herpetiform Moldering Leg Warmers
  151. Heavy Gainful Level
  152. Disfiguring Laughable Lighter
  153. Incoherent Elated Lip Gloss
  154. Furry Accidental Macaroni Painting
  155. Mottled Late Mace Spray
  156. Clumsy Funereal Magnet
  157. Efficient Tearful Mallet
  158. Bankrupt Greased Manual
  159. Pink Wan Mask
  160. Standing Foamy Microscope
  161. Crazy Obedient Model Car
  162. Sneaky Burly Monocle
  163. Typical Dysfunctional Moonboots
  164. Murmuring Drab Mouse Pad
  165. Opposite Malevolent Mustache Comb
  166. Futuristic Accessible Nail Clippers
  167. Coordinated Defeated Nail Filer
  168. Voiced Adamant Napkin Rings
  169. Panoramic Icky Necklace
  170. Attractive Moldy Needle
  171. Scarlet Hurt Notebook
  172. Quarrelsome Worthy Outlet
  173. Brawny Sleepy Over Mitts
  174. Stupefying Woozy Overalls
  175. Adaptable Alcoholic Overcoat
  176. Nonchalant Grisly Pacemaker
  177. Muddled Voluminous Packing Foam
  178. Repulsive Therapeutic Paint Brush
  179. Humorous Slowest Paperweight
  180. Dizzy Erratic Pedometer
  181. Undefeated Feathery Pen On A Chain
  182. Deafening Fascinated Pencil Case
  183. Combative Corrupt Pencil Sharpener
  184. Lunar Inexpensive Perfume Bottle
  185. Garrulous Didactic Pet Rock
  186. Slumbering Ravenous Photo Album
  187. Foregoing Private Photograph
  188. Unclean Squeamish Phrase Book
  189. Hulking Smiling Picture Frame
  190. Placid Grateful Piggy Bank
  191. Tall Atrocious Pincushion
  192. Rainy Half Plastic Fork
  193. Absorbing Quaint Plumb Line
  194. Precious Fractured Pocket Simon
  195. Imperfect Lively Pool Stick
  196. Neighborly Viscous Pop Can
  197. Acrid Cracked Postcard
  198. Enlarged Incomparable Pricing Gun
  199. Permissible Gargantuan Puddle
  200. Toothy Quiet Quilt
  201. Iridescent Menacing Retainer
  202. Forgotten Merciful Ring
  203. Antithetical Batrachian Roller Skates
  204. Closed Nippy Rubber Band
  205. Evading Incomplete Rubber Duck
  206. Quizzical Receptive Rubber Stamp
  207. Brave Alluring Rug
  208. Convoluted Silken Ruler
  209. Effervescent Hypnotic Rusty Nail
  210. Empty Lewd Sailboat
  211. Nauseous Dire Salt Shaker
  212. Quavering Idiotic Sand Paper
  213. Miniature Rural Scotch Tape
  214. Imaginary Used Screw
  215. Flawed General Screwdriver
  216. Electrical Full Seat Belt
  217. Murky Ruddy Seat Donut
  218. Fantastic Prodigious Serving Spoon
  219. Cool Frequent Sewing Kit
  220. Faint Bleating Sewing Needles
  221. Mindful Metallic Sharpie
  222. Scummy Scabby Shaving Razor
  223. Ruthless Zesty Shawl
  224. Sponge-Like Unmasked Shoe Lace
  225. Guiltless Sudden Shopping Cart
  226. Bawdy Subdued Shovel
  227. Tightfisted Bloody Skate Board
  228. Liquid Overgrown Sketch Pad
  229. Many-Colored Hope-Filled Skien Of Ribbon
  230. Rubbery Gusty Skillet
  231. Cruel Debauched Slider Robots
  232. Endless Vague Slipper
  233. Introspective Whole Span
  234. Animated Mean Sparkplug
  235. Loutish Cackling Spats
  236. Mysterious Boiled Speakers
  237. Golden Curved Spice Grinder
  238. Tangy Elderly Spice Jar
  239. Amoebic Saddest Spike
  240. Crimson Smoky Sponge
  241. Worm-Eaten Wry Spoon
  242. Unruly Wealthy Spoon Rest
  243. Marked Automatic Spring
  244. Thinkable Cultured Stapler
  245. Unholy Zymotic Sticker Set
  246. Aloof Volatile Sticky Note
  247. Scintillating Fierce Stockings
  248. Egalitarian Caring Stop Sign
  249. Cooing Decisive Stuffed Animal
  250. Unwieldy Sulphurous Sun Glasses
  251. Aromatic Habitual Sweater
  252. Pumped Harsh Swiss Army Knife
  253. Anomalous Drunk Tailpipe
  254. Scabrous Vile Tampon
  255. Rotten Snobbish Tea Cozy
  256. Perverse Jumping Thermal Underwear
  257. Electric Immeasurable Thermometer
  258. Educated Nauseated Thong
  259. Incredible Feeble Thread
  260. Uninterested Stupid Tiara
  261. Rabid Lean Tie
  262. Fresh Astounding Tire Swing
  263. Sharp Phobic Tissue Box
  264. Jaded Omniscient Toe Ring
  265. Unnatural Jabbering Tooth Paste
  266. Light Hidden Tooth Pick
  267. Hissing Violet Toothbrush
  268. Amusing Hungry Toy Blocks
  269. Leprous Quivering Trading Card
  270. Plastic Ratty Transistor Radio
  271. Sweltering Bulbous Trenchcoat
  272. Hircine Shadowy Trivet
  273. Pagan Wooden Tupperware
  274. Spooky Monumental Tutu
  275. Undesirable Ubiquitous Tweezers
  276. Rotted Heartbreaking Twister
  277. Hard-To-Find Ferocious Umbrella
  278. Bored Brown USB Cable
  279. Gnashing Mute Vase
  280. Obsequious Stygian Video Rental Card
  281. Hanging Macho Viewmaster
  282. Scary Thoughtful Voice Box
  283. Furfuraceous Inked Wading Boots
  284. Snotty Grouchy Waffle Iron
  285. Dry Dapper Walkman
  286. Immortal Bewildered Wallet
  287. Redundant Ashamed Watch Fob
  288. Lacquered Tested Wax Ball
  289. Detestable Careless Wax Lincoln
  290. Poetic Barbaric Webcam
  291. Imminent Fishy White Out
  292. Alert Mortifying Wii Controller
  293. Economic Capricious Wiper Blade
  294. Delicate Virtuous Wire Coil
  295. Honorable Male Wireless Control
  296. Hard Feared Word Search
  297. Fabled Marvelous Wrist Watch
  298. Steel Healthy Xmas Ornament
  299. Handsomely Veiled Yoga Mat
  300. Gangrenous Parasitic Zipper
On an unrelated note, I think I finally figured out how vlookup functions work in the new Excel.