- Literate Piquant #2 Pencil
- Periodic Hairy Action Figure
- Incestuous Nigrescent Acupuncture Needles
- Sparkling Nappy Air Freshener
- Thankful Tart Alarm Clock
- Tremendous Draconian Aluminum Foil
- Equable Pacifying Animal Collar
- Pasty Spherical Antistatic Band
- Small Steep Apple
- Stiff Lame Apron
- Noxious Ungainly Aquarium
- Loving Mushy Asp Club
- Gaudy Expert Automatic Keyring
- Dear Inquisitive Bag of Beans
- Cut Historical Ballet Slippers
- Funny Palsied Balloon
- Green Statuesque Barrette
- Embarrassed Oily Baseball
- Gruesome Nearsighted Baseball Cap
- Bright Miscreant Bath Fizzers
- Clean Highest Battery
- Skillful Satisfying Bedazzler
- Shaggy Hate-Filled Belt
- Iron Hallowed Bicycle
- Robust Squamous Bird Cage
- Expensive Wasteful Blouse
- Blue-Eyed Depraved Book Cover
- Pustulent Peculiar Bookmark
- Neat Physical Boom Box
- Lowly Wonderful Bottle Cap
- Skinny Slimed Bow
- Wholesale Octopoid Bow Tie
- Truculent Seemly Box Cutter
- Brutish Relieved Bucket
- Odious Faulted Bungie Cords
- Ghoulish Broad Business Card
- Poor Tasty Button
- Annoying Macabre Can Of Tuna
- Morbid Silver Can Opener
- Long-Term Flowering Candle
- Aberrant Scared Candlestick
- Greasy Changeable Candy Cane
- Tension-Filled Separate Candy Wrapper
- Soured Cyclopean Canned Air
- Creepy Abandoned Canvas
- Cumbersome Warlike Cape
- Devouring Flawless Card
- Congealed Fearless Caulk Gun
- Repulsive Tenebrous Cd
- Ichorous Amythest Cell Phone
- Debased Unbiased Cellophane
- Resolute Dashing Cement Stone
- Moaning Superficial Ceramic Tile
- Tacit Maggoty Chalk
- Vast Cautious Check Book
- Later Molting Chocolate Coin
- Interesting Remarkable Christmas Lights
- Average Second Cigarettes
- Previous Discreet Clamshell
- Glorious Probable Clay Pot
- Well-Defined Yielding Cleaver
- Decorous Porcelain Coaster
- Umber Flagrant Coffee Pot
- Likeable Airy Condom
- Phlegmatic Stalwart Cookie Cutter
- Overjoyed Gullible Cookie Jar
- Eldritch Mighty Coral
- Lonely Capable Cork
- Juvenile Mad Credit Card
- Disfigured Degraded Curling Iron
- Good Ajar Cutting Board
- Zippy Towering Dartboard
- Aboard Polite Deerstalker
- Soaring Far-Flung Deodorant
- Sore Mountainous Dice
- Nebulous Sable Discus
- Cellular Cooling Disposable Rain Poncho
- Odorous Irate Dodge Ball
- Nutty Agonizing Drill Press
- Skeletal Milky Dumb Bell
- Terrific Northern Earrings
- Whimsical Anxious Eraser
- Overrated Refulgent Electric Trimmer
- Quixotic Zany Envelope
- Obese Fibrous Eraser
- Shut Breezy Etch-A-Sketch
- Labored Rectangular Eye Liner
- Wheat Next Eyedrops
- Kindhearted Limp Eyeglasses Case
- Immoral Awful Eyelash Curler
- Alkaline Dark Face Wash
- Complex Romantic Fake Flowers
- Early Hypothetical Fishing Pole
- Hideous Materialistic Flag
- Substantial Fluid Flashcards
- Bashful Dusty Flashlight
- Mundane Juicy Flip Flops
- Far Dreary Folding Chair
- Thoughtless Godly Folding Map
- Plucky Silly Frizz Control
- Festive Venomed Galoshes
- Oak Open Garbage Can Lid
- Easy Sour Garbage Disposal
- Pricey Nifty Garden Hose
- Infesting Uneven Gas Mask
- Dazzled Acrocephalic Gauge
- Faulty Wiggly Gauntlet
- Future Exciting GBA
- Obnoxious Abortive Gel
- Rough Protective George Foreman Grill
- Abaft Obscene Gift Card
- Miscarried Incredulous Glasses
- Savage Worried Gloves
- Masked Salty Glow Stick
- Depressed Hateful Glue
- Coarse Old-Fashioned Goggles
- Synonymous Beastly Goldfish Bowl
- Fragile Foul Golf Club
- Spurious Boorish Grid Paper
- Clawed Fixed Gum Cigarettes
- Black-And-White Selected Gun
- Concerned Bumpy Hair Tie
- Gross Witty Hammer
- Roomy Keen Handcuffs
- Unhallowed Feigned Hanger
- Sapphire Outstanding Handkerchief
- Aspiring Doubtful Headphones
- Even Sweet Hedge Trimmer
- Necessary Scattered Helmet
- Testy Cacaphonous Hoodie
- Foaming Azure Horn
- Numberless Awry Hot Pad
- Teeming Blighted Ice Cream Scoop
- Giddy Hilarious Ice Cube
- Striped Plant Icing Decoration Set
- Nonsensical Stimulating Incense
- Sensory Aware Inflatable Waders
- Royal Upset Ingot
- Chaotic Puffy Instant Camera
- Faceless Limpid IPod Charger
- Nightmarish Hysterical Jeans
- Clear Willing Key Chain
- Ambitious Sincere Keyboard
- Wiry Uptight Kiddie Pool
- Huge Waxen Kneepads
- Flailing Sophisticated Label Gun
- Intenerate Gray Lace
- Needless Eager Lamp Shade
- Saffron Mildewed Lazy Susan
- Herpetiform Moldering Leg Warmers
- Heavy Gainful Level
- Disfiguring Laughable Lighter
- Incoherent Elated Lip Gloss
- Furry Accidental Macaroni Painting
- Mottled Late Mace Spray
- Clumsy Funereal Magnet
- Efficient Tearful Mallet
- Bankrupt Greased Manual
- Pink Wan Mask
- Standing Foamy Microscope
- Crazy Obedient Model Car
- Sneaky Burly Monocle
- Typical Dysfunctional Moonboots
- Murmuring Drab Mouse Pad
- Opposite Malevolent Mustache Comb
- Futuristic Accessible Nail Clippers
- Coordinated Defeated Nail Filer
- Voiced Adamant Napkin Rings
- Panoramic Icky Necklace
- Attractive Moldy Needle
- Scarlet Hurt Notebook
- Quarrelsome Worthy Outlet
- Brawny Sleepy Over Mitts
- Stupefying Woozy Overalls
- Adaptable Alcoholic Overcoat
- Nonchalant Grisly Pacemaker
- Muddled Voluminous Packing Foam
- Repulsive Therapeutic Paint Brush
- Humorous Slowest Paperweight
- Dizzy Erratic Pedometer
- Undefeated Feathery Pen On A Chain
- Deafening Fascinated Pencil Case
- Combative Corrupt Pencil Sharpener
- Lunar Inexpensive Perfume Bottle
- Garrulous Didactic Pet Rock
- Slumbering Ravenous Photo Album
- Foregoing Private Photograph
- Unclean Squeamish Phrase Book
- Hulking Smiling Picture Frame
- Placid Grateful Piggy Bank
- Tall Atrocious Pincushion
- Rainy Half Plastic Fork
- Absorbing Quaint Plumb Line
- Precious Fractured Pocket Simon
- Imperfect Lively Pool Stick
- Neighborly Viscous Pop Can
- Acrid Cracked Postcard
- Enlarged Incomparable Pricing Gun
- Permissible Gargantuan Puddle
- Toothy Quiet Quilt
- Iridescent Menacing Retainer
- Forgotten Merciful Ring
- Antithetical Batrachian Roller Skates
- Closed Nippy Rubber Band
- Evading Incomplete Rubber Duck
- Quizzical Receptive Rubber Stamp
- Brave Alluring Rug
- Convoluted Silken Ruler
- Effervescent Hypnotic Rusty Nail
- Empty Lewd Sailboat
- Nauseous Dire Salt Shaker
- Quavering Idiotic Sand Paper
- Miniature Rural Scotch Tape
- Imaginary Used Screw
- Flawed General Screwdriver
- Electrical Full Seat Belt
- Murky Ruddy Seat Donut
- Fantastic Prodigious Serving Spoon
- Cool Frequent Sewing Kit
- Faint Bleating Sewing Needles
- Mindful Metallic Sharpie
- Scummy Scabby Shaving Razor
- Ruthless Zesty Shawl
- Sponge-Like Unmasked Shoe Lace
- Guiltless Sudden Shopping Cart
- Bawdy Subdued Shovel
- Tightfisted Bloody Skate Board
- Liquid Overgrown Sketch Pad
- Many-Colored Hope-Filled Skien Of Ribbon
- Rubbery Gusty Skillet
- Cruel Debauched Slider Robots
- Endless Vague Slipper
- Introspective Whole Span
- Animated Mean Sparkplug
- Loutish Cackling Spats
- Mysterious Boiled Speakers
- Golden Curved Spice Grinder
- Tangy Elderly Spice Jar
- Amoebic Saddest Spike
- Crimson Smoky Sponge
- Worm-Eaten Wry Spoon
- Unruly Wealthy Spoon Rest
- Marked Automatic Spring
- Thinkable Cultured Stapler
- Unholy Zymotic Sticker Set
- Aloof Volatile Sticky Note
- Scintillating Fierce Stockings
- Egalitarian Caring Stop Sign
- Cooing Decisive Stuffed Animal
- Unwieldy Sulphurous Sun Glasses
- Aromatic Habitual Sweater
- Pumped Harsh Swiss Army Knife
- Anomalous Drunk Tailpipe
- Scabrous Vile Tampon
- Rotten Snobbish Tea Cozy
- Perverse Jumping Thermal Underwear
- Electric Immeasurable Thermometer
- Educated Nauseated Thong
- Incredible Feeble Thread
- Uninterested Stupid Tiara
- Rabid Lean Tie
- Fresh Astounding Tire Swing
- Sharp Phobic Tissue Box
- Jaded Omniscient Toe Ring
- Unnatural Jabbering Tooth Paste
- Light Hidden Tooth Pick
- Hissing Violet Toothbrush
- Amusing Hungry Toy Blocks
- Leprous Quivering Trading Card
- Plastic Ratty Transistor Radio
- Sweltering Bulbous Trenchcoat
- Hircine Shadowy Trivet
- Pagan Wooden Tupperware
- Spooky Monumental Tutu
- Undesirable Ubiquitous Tweezers
- Rotted Heartbreaking Twister
- Hard-To-Find Ferocious Umbrella
- Bored Brown USB Cable
- Gnashing Mute Vase
- Obsequious Stygian Video Rental Card
- Hanging Macho Viewmaster
- Scary Thoughtful Voice Box
- Furfuraceous Inked Wading Boots
- Snotty Grouchy Waffle Iron
- Dry Dapper Walkman
- Immortal Bewildered Wallet
- Redundant Ashamed Watch Fob
- Lacquered Tested Wax Ball
- Detestable Careless Wax Lincoln
- Poetic Barbaric Webcam
- Imminent Fishy White Out
- Alert Mortifying Wii Controller
- Economic Capricious Wiper Blade
- Delicate Virtuous Wire Coil
- Honorable Male Wireless Control
- Hard Feared Word Search
- Fabled Marvelous Wrist Watch
- Steel Healthy Xmas Ornament
- Handsomely Veiled Yoga Mat
- Gangrenous Parasitic Zipper
On an unrelated note, I think I finally figured out how vlookup functions work in the new Excel.
Some useful tools if you need more than 300 items....
ReplyDeleteThe online Title-O-Matic:
http://www.languageisavirus.com/title-o-matic.html
Examples: Stained Glass Angels Sugar, Series Dragonfly, Vapor Moth, Wild Red Light, etc.
An online automatic poetry generator, which creates nonsense verse with the click of a button.
http://www.languageisavirus.com/automatic_poetry_generator.html
The verses often have the weirdest combinations in them. Sinful transparent mud. Yellow breath leeches. Ghost wigs. Fire hardeners.
A twitter of surreal tweets:
http://twitter.com/Hare_ebooks
"sulfur, salt, mercury, ford, chrysler, celestial seasonings,"
"banish with laughter, worship void, walk the dog"
"shotgun shells for hermit crabs"