- Literate Piquant #2 Pencil
 - Periodic Hairy Action Figure
 - Incestuous Nigrescent Acupuncture Needles
 - Sparkling Nappy Air Freshener
 - Thankful Tart Alarm Clock
 - Tremendous Draconian Aluminum Foil
 - Equable Pacifying Animal Collar
 - Pasty Spherical Antistatic Band
 - Small Steep Apple
 - Stiff Lame Apron
 - Noxious Ungainly Aquarium
 - Loving Mushy Asp Club
 - Gaudy Expert Automatic Keyring
 - Dear Inquisitive Bag of Beans
 - Cut Historical Ballet Slippers
 - Funny Palsied Balloon
 - Green Statuesque Barrette
 - Embarrassed Oily Baseball
 - Gruesome Nearsighted Baseball Cap
 - Bright Miscreant Bath Fizzers
 - Clean Highest Battery
 - Skillful Satisfying Bedazzler
 - Shaggy Hate-Filled Belt
 - Iron Hallowed Bicycle
 - Robust Squamous Bird Cage
 - Expensive Wasteful Blouse
 - Blue-Eyed Depraved Book Cover
 - Pustulent Peculiar Bookmark
 - Neat Physical Boom Box
 - Lowly Wonderful Bottle Cap
 - Skinny Slimed Bow
 - Wholesale Octopoid Bow Tie
 - Truculent Seemly Box Cutter
 - Brutish Relieved Bucket
 - Odious Faulted Bungie Cords
 - Ghoulish Broad Business Card
 - Poor Tasty Button
 - Annoying Macabre Can Of Tuna
 - Morbid Silver Can Opener
 - Long-Term Flowering Candle
 - Aberrant Scared Candlestick
 - Greasy Changeable Candy Cane
 - Tension-Filled Separate Candy Wrapper
 - Soured Cyclopean Canned Air
 - Creepy Abandoned Canvas
 - Cumbersome Warlike Cape
 - Devouring Flawless Card
 - Congealed Fearless Caulk Gun
 - Repulsive Tenebrous Cd
 - Ichorous Amythest Cell Phone
 - Debased Unbiased Cellophane
 - Resolute Dashing Cement Stone
 - Moaning Superficial Ceramic Tile
 - Tacit Maggoty Chalk
 - Vast Cautious Check Book
 - Later Molting Chocolate Coin
 - Interesting Remarkable Christmas Lights
 - Average Second Cigarettes
 - Previous Discreet Clamshell
 - Glorious Probable Clay Pot
 - Well-Defined Yielding Cleaver
 - Decorous Porcelain Coaster
 - Umber Flagrant Coffee Pot
 - Likeable Airy Condom
 - Phlegmatic Stalwart Cookie Cutter
 - Overjoyed Gullible Cookie Jar
 - Eldritch Mighty Coral
 - Lonely Capable Cork
 - Juvenile Mad Credit Card
 - Disfigured Degraded Curling Iron
 - Good Ajar Cutting Board
 - Zippy Towering Dartboard
 - Aboard Polite Deerstalker
 - Soaring Far-Flung Deodorant
 - Sore Mountainous Dice
 - Nebulous Sable Discus
 - Cellular Cooling Disposable Rain Poncho
 - Odorous Irate Dodge Ball
 - Nutty Agonizing Drill Press
 - Skeletal Milky Dumb Bell
 - Terrific Northern Earrings
 - Whimsical Anxious Eraser
 - Overrated Refulgent Electric Trimmer
 - Quixotic Zany Envelope
 - Obese Fibrous Eraser
 - Shut Breezy Etch-A-Sketch
 - Labored Rectangular Eye Liner
 - Wheat Next Eyedrops
 - Kindhearted Limp Eyeglasses Case
 - Immoral Awful Eyelash Curler
 - Alkaline Dark Face Wash
 - Complex Romantic Fake Flowers
 - Early Hypothetical Fishing Pole
 - Hideous Materialistic Flag
 - Substantial Fluid Flashcards
 - Bashful Dusty Flashlight
 - Mundane Juicy Flip Flops
 - Far Dreary Folding Chair
 - Thoughtless Godly Folding Map
 - Plucky Silly Frizz Control
 - Festive Venomed Galoshes
 - Oak Open Garbage Can Lid
 - Easy Sour Garbage Disposal
 - Pricey Nifty Garden Hose
 - Infesting Uneven Gas Mask
 - Dazzled Acrocephalic Gauge
 - Faulty Wiggly Gauntlet
 - Future Exciting GBA
 - Obnoxious Abortive Gel
 - Rough Protective George Foreman Grill
 - Abaft Obscene Gift Card
 - Miscarried Incredulous Glasses
 - Savage Worried Gloves
 - Masked Salty Glow Stick
 - Depressed Hateful Glue
 - Coarse Old-Fashioned Goggles
 - Synonymous Beastly Goldfish Bowl
 - Fragile Foul Golf Club
 - Spurious Boorish Grid Paper
 - Clawed Fixed Gum Cigarettes
 - Black-And-White Selected Gun
 - Concerned Bumpy Hair Tie
 - Gross Witty Hammer
 - Roomy Keen Handcuffs
 - Unhallowed Feigned Hanger
 - Sapphire Outstanding Handkerchief
 - Aspiring Doubtful Headphones
 - Even Sweet Hedge Trimmer
 - Necessary Scattered Helmet
 - Testy Cacaphonous Hoodie
 - Foaming Azure Horn
 - Numberless Awry Hot Pad
 - Teeming Blighted Ice Cream Scoop
 - Giddy Hilarious Ice Cube
 - Striped Plant Icing Decoration Set
 - Nonsensical Stimulating Incense
 - Sensory Aware Inflatable Waders
 - Royal Upset Ingot
 - Chaotic Puffy Instant Camera
 - Faceless Limpid IPod Charger
 - Nightmarish Hysterical Jeans
 - Clear Willing Key Chain
 - Ambitious Sincere Keyboard
 - Wiry Uptight Kiddie Pool
 - Huge Waxen Kneepads
 - Flailing Sophisticated Label Gun
 - Intenerate Gray Lace
 - Needless Eager Lamp Shade
 - Saffron Mildewed Lazy Susan
 - Herpetiform Moldering Leg Warmers
 - Heavy Gainful Level
 - Disfiguring Laughable Lighter
 - Incoherent Elated Lip Gloss
 - Furry Accidental Macaroni Painting
 - Mottled Late Mace Spray
 - Clumsy Funereal Magnet
 - Efficient Tearful Mallet
 - Bankrupt Greased Manual
 - Pink Wan Mask
 - Standing Foamy Microscope
 - Crazy Obedient Model Car
 - Sneaky Burly Monocle
 - Typical Dysfunctional Moonboots
 - Murmuring Drab Mouse Pad
 - Opposite Malevolent Mustache Comb
 - Futuristic Accessible Nail Clippers
 - Coordinated Defeated Nail Filer
 - Voiced Adamant Napkin Rings
 - Panoramic Icky Necklace
 - Attractive Moldy Needle
 - Scarlet Hurt Notebook
 - Quarrelsome Worthy Outlet
 - Brawny Sleepy Over Mitts
 - Stupefying Woozy Overalls
 - Adaptable Alcoholic Overcoat
 - Nonchalant Grisly Pacemaker
 - Muddled Voluminous Packing Foam
 - Repulsive Therapeutic Paint Brush
 - Humorous Slowest Paperweight
 - Dizzy Erratic Pedometer
 - Undefeated Feathery Pen On A Chain
 - Deafening Fascinated Pencil Case
 - Combative Corrupt Pencil Sharpener
 - Lunar Inexpensive Perfume Bottle
 - Garrulous Didactic Pet Rock
 - Slumbering Ravenous Photo Album
 - Foregoing Private Photograph
 - Unclean Squeamish Phrase Book
 - Hulking Smiling Picture Frame
 - Placid Grateful Piggy Bank
 - Tall Atrocious Pincushion
 - Rainy Half Plastic Fork
 - Absorbing Quaint Plumb Line
 - Precious Fractured Pocket Simon
 - Imperfect Lively Pool Stick
 - Neighborly Viscous Pop Can
 - Acrid Cracked Postcard
 - Enlarged Incomparable Pricing Gun
 - Permissible Gargantuan Puddle
 - Toothy Quiet Quilt
 - Iridescent Menacing Retainer
 - Forgotten Merciful Ring
 - Antithetical Batrachian Roller Skates
 - Closed Nippy Rubber Band
 - Evading Incomplete Rubber Duck
 - Quizzical Receptive Rubber Stamp
 - Brave Alluring Rug
 - Convoluted Silken Ruler
 - Effervescent Hypnotic Rusty Nail
 - Empty Lewd Sailboat
 - Nauseous Dire Salt Shaker
 - Quavering Idiotic Sand Paper
 - Miniature Rural Scotch Tape
 - Imaginary Used Screw
 - Flawed General Screwdriver
 - Electrical Full Seat Belt
 - Murky Ruddy Seat Donut
 - Fantastic Prodigious Serving Spoon
 - Cool Frequent Sewing Kit
 - Faint Bleating Sewing Needles
 - Mindful Metallic Sharpie
 - Scummy Scabby Shaving Razor
 - Ruthless Zesty Shawl
 - Sponge-Like Unmasked Shoe Lace
 - Guiltless Sudden Shopping Cart
 - Bawdy Subdued Shovel
 - Tightfisted Bloody Skate Board
 - Liquid Overgrown Sketch Pad
 - Many-Colored Hope-Filled Skien Of Ribbon
 - Rubbery Gusty Skillet
 - Cruel Debauched Slider Robots
 - Endless Vague Slipper
 - Introspective Whole Span
 - Animated Mean Sparkplug
 - Loutish Cackling Spats
 - Mysterious Boiled Speakers
 - Golden Curved Spice Grinder
 - Tangy Elderly Spice Jar
 - Amoebic Saddest Spike
 - Crimson Smoky Sponge
 - Worm-Eaten Wry Spoon
 - Unruly Wealthy Spoon Rest
 - Marked Automatic Spring
 - Thinkable Cultured Stapler
 - Unholy Zymotic Sticker Set
 - Aloof Volatile Sticky Note
 - Scintillating Fierce Stockings
 - Egalitarian Caring Stop Sign
 - Cooing Decisive Stuffed Animal
 - Unwieldy Sulphurous Sun Glasses
 - Aromatic Habitual Sweater
 - Pumped Harsh Swiss Army Knife
 - Anomalous Drunk Tailpipe
 - Scabrous Vile Tampon
 - Rotten Snobbish Tea Cozy
 - Perverse Jumping Thermal Underwear
 - Electric Immeasurable Thermometer
 - Educated Nauseated Thong
 - Incredible Feeble Thread
 - Uninterested Stupid Tiara
 - Rabid Lean Tie
 - Fresh Astounding Tire Swing
 - Sharp Phobic Tissue Box
 - Jaded Omniscient Toe Ring
 - Unnatural Jabbering Tooth Paste
 - Light Hidden Tooth Pick
 - Hissing Violet Toothbrush
 - Amusing Hungry Toy Blocks
 - Leprous Quivering Trading Card
 - Plastic Ratty Transistor Radio
 - Sweltering Bulbous Trenchcoat
 - Hircine Shadowy Trivet
 - Pagan Wooden Tupperware
 - Spooky Monumental Tutu
 - Undesirable Ubiquitous Tweezers
 - Rotted Heartbreaking Twister
 - Hard-To-Find Ferocious Umbrella
 - Bored Brown USB Cable
 - Gnashing Mute Vase
 - Obsequious Stygian Video Rental Card
 - Hanging Macho Viewmaster
 - Scary Thoughtful Voice Box
 - Furfuraceous Inked Wading Boots
 - Snotty Grouchy Waffle Iron
 - Dry Dapper Walkman
 - Immortal Bewildered Wallet
 - Redundant Ashamed Watch Fob
 - Lacquered Tested Wax Ball
 - Detestable Careless Wax Lincoln
 - Poetic Barbaric Webcam
 - Imminent Fishy White Out
 - Alert Mortifying Wii Controller
 - Economic Capricious Wiper Blade
 - Delicate Virtuous Wire Coil
 - Honorable Male Wireless Control
 - Hard Feared Word Search
 - Fabled Marvelous Wrist Watch
 - Steel Healthy Xmas Ornament
 - Handsomely Veiled Yoga Mat
 - Gangrenous Parasitic Zipper
 
On an unrelated note, I think I finally figured out how vlookup functions work in the new Excel. 
Some useful tools if you need more than 300 items....
ReplyDeleteThe online Title-O-Matic:
http://www.languageisavirus.com/title-o-matic.html
Examples: Stained Glass Angels Sugar, Series Dragonfly, Vapor Moth, Wild Red Light, etc.
An online automatic poetry generator, which creates nonsense verse with the click of a button.
http://www.languageisavirus.com/automatic_poetry_generator.html
The verses often have the weirdest combinations in them. Sinful transparent mud. Yellow breath leeches. Ghost wigs. Fire hardeners.
A twitter of surreal tweets:
http://twitter.com/Hare_ebooks
"sulfur, salt, mercury, ford, chrysler, celestial seasonings,"
"banish with laughter, worship void, walk the dog"
"shotgun shells for hermit crabs"